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 Monty Python - “Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
 Monty Python - “What Ridden on a horse''Yes''You're using coconuts''What''You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together''So”
 Monty Python - “What Ridden on a horse''Yes''You're using coconuts''What''You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together''So'”
 Monty Python - “This morning, shortly after 11 oclock, comedy struck this little house in Dibbley road. Sudden, violent comedy.”
 Monty Python - “Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok”
 Monty Python - “Always look on the bright side of life.”
 Monty Python - “It's funny, isn't it How your best friend can just blow up like that”
 Monty Python - “Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Rogerthe Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.”
 Monty Python - “Oh Come and see the violence inherent in the system Help, help I'm being repressed”
 Monty Python - “NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.”
 Monty Python - “Ah, Mr Anchovy Do sit down. Thank you. Take the weight off the feet, eh Lovely weather for the time of year I must say Enough of this gay banter. Now, Mr Anchovy”
 Monty Python - “Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government”
 Monty Python - “I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper I fart in your general direction You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries”
 Monty Python - “This morning, shortly after 11 oclock, comedy struck this little house in Dibbley road. Sudden, violent comedy.”
 Monty Python - “First you must find... another shrubbery (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. (A path A path) Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring”
 Monty Python - “Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one... stayed up And that's what you're gonna get, lad the strongest castle in these islands.”
 Monty Python - “He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot”
 Monty Python - “I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am”
 Monty Python - “Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next moment me livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. Look. I'm not saying that being a leper was a bowl of cherries. But it was a living. I mean, you try waving muscular suntanned limbs in people's faces demanding compassion. It's a bloody disaster.”
 Monty Python - “Honesty, simplicity and truth are the secret to his comedy,”
 Monty Python - “This morning, shortly after 11 oclock, comedy struck this little house in Dibbley road. Sudden, violent comedy.”
 Monty Python - “This morning, shortly after 11 oclock, comedy struck this little house in Dibbley road. Sudden, violent comedy.”
 Monty Python - “My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white”
 Monty Python - “No it can't An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.”
 Monty Python - “There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not”

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