1. Unknown - “Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?”

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2. Dorothy Parker - “On sharing space with Robert Benchley while working on 'Vanity Fair,' magazine: He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.”

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3. William Somerset Maugham - “You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.”

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4. Lord George Gordon Byron - “What men call gallantry and gods adultery, Is much more common where the climate's sultry.”

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5. Sacha Guitry - “When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”

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6. Arthur Hugh Clough - “Do not adultery commit; Advantage rarely comes of it.”

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7. Lord George Gordon Byron - “What men call gallantry, and gods adultery, Is much more common where the climate's sultry.”

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