1. Bonnie Parker - “As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, so this old world is made brighter by the lives of folks like you.”

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2. Charlie Parker - “If you don't live it, it won't come out your horn.”

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3. Christopher Parker - “Procrastination is like a credit card: it’s a lot of fun until you get the bill.”

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4. Dorothy Parker - “This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.”

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5. Dorothy Parker - “Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.”

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6. Dorothy Parker - “Razors pain you: Rivers are damp: Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.”

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7. Dorothy Parker - “The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant —- and let the air out of their tires.”

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8. Dorothy Parker - “Brevity is the soul of lingerie.”

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9. Dorothy Parker - “Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.”

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10. Dorothy Parker - “His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets.”

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11. Dorothy Parker - “The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.'”

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12. Dorothy Parker - “You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.”

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13. Dorothy Parker - “I'm never going to be famous. I don't do anything, not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.”

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14. Dorothy Parker - “If, with the literate, I am Impelled to try an epigram, I never seek to take the credit; We all assume that Oscar said it.”

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15. Dorothy Parker - “Said of a departing guest: That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say No in any of them.”

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16. Dorothy Parker - “The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant — and let the air out of their tires.”

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17. Dorothy Parker - “Excuse my dust.”

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18. Dorothy Parker - “Four be the things I'd been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.”

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19. Dorothy Parker - “Four things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.”

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20. Dorothy Parker - “At age seventy: If I had any decency, I'd be dead. Most of my friends are.”

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21. Dorothy Parker - “The best way to keep children at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of the tires.”

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22. Dorothy Parker - “Why is it no one ever sent me yet One perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get One perfect rose.”

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23. Dorothy Parker - “Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.”

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24. Dorothy Parker - “Byron and Shelley and Keats Were a trio of lyrical treats.”

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25. Dorothy Parker - “I only require three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.”

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