1. Unknown - “The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score is tallied, flesh and blood is going to beat the damn monster.”

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2. Unknown - “One + one is two, my friendship is true. Two + two is four, my friendship is more. Three + three is six, My friendship is fix. Four + four is eight, my friendship is great.”

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3. Unknown - “On a clear disk you can seek forever.”

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4. Unknown - “Is that what she thinks? Not realizing that alienation and patronization are slow torture? You find yourself listening to NIN, or something equally cliché... but you can't help it ... the pain stays for a while (it seems like forever). You want to lash back but how can you when you love that person. Why can't they remember all those wonderful moments that you do? So you lock your heart in brimstone, never to be touched again.”

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5. Unknown - “Hamm eggs on USA, makes swiss cheese of Danish.”

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6. Unknown - “You're all very quiet for people running for their lives.”

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7. Unknown - “Our voluntary service God requires.”

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8. Unknown - “A love that defies all logic is sometimes the most logical thing in the world.”

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9. Unknown - “Where are we going, and why am I in this hand basket?”

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10. Unknown - “God, please save me from your followers!”

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11. Unknown - “Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are.”

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12. Unknown - “If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.”

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13. Unknown - “The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.”

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14. Unknown - “Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.”

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15. Unknown - “A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimensions.”

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16. Unknown - “Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.”

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17. Unknown - “The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge.”

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18. Unknown - “Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.”

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19. Unknown - “With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.”

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20. Unknown - “The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.”

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21. Unknown - “Time wounds all heels.”

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22. Unknown - “Work is prayer.”

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23. Unknown - “There is so much good in the worst of us, And so much bad in the best of us, That it hardly becomes any of us To talk about the rest of us.”

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24. Unknown - “A heavy purse makes a light heart.”

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25. Unknown - “A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to Hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.”

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