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Show Pat Smith - “Funny, but in India it's either dusty or muddy, no in-between.”
Show Roger Taylor - “It's funny. I went to a bowling convention and the bowling industry now calls me the 'Mosquito Man.' They even had me speak at a seminar for bowlers on promotional ideas.”
Show Jose Contreras - “The first thing I do after a game is call my mom or brother or someone, and I don't know how they do it, but they get the information before I can tell them, ... It's pretty funny.”
Show Ted Allen - “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information.”
Show Willie Randolph - “Not all guys deal with injuries the same way. Some guys can play with injuries, some guys can't. I'm not saying he can't. But hamstrings are a different kind of injury. Like I've said before, hamstrings are a funny kind of injury.”
Show Brad May - “I didn't feel my best. It's funny, I've never had a groin injury. They're kind of nagging. They don't hurt you just feel a lack of strength. I've talked to a few buddies, and it appears that it's a trend around the league right now.”
Show Rose Mashigo - “Its funny how motivation and inspiration can be drawn from the strangest of places and situations, but boy, if feels damn good.”
Show Donald Walker - “You just can't coach things like that, ... He just has a natural instinct of getting the ball into the end zone no matter what. And the funny thing is, he could have jumped higher over that guy if he needed to.”
Show Peter Farrelly - “I wanted this movie out there. It's very funny, but I also saw the potential for changing people's perceptions of people with intellectual disabilities.”
Show Bob Saget - “I can't do reality TV anymore, unless it's intelligent and funny”
Show Milton Bradley - “I think thats whats causing everything. Its a pattern of things that have been said things said off the cuff that I dont interpret as funny. It may be funny to him, but its not funny to Milton Bradley.”
Show Milton Bradley - “I think that's what's causing everything. It's a pattern of things that have been said -- things said off the cuff that I don't interpret as funny. It may be funny to him, but it's not funny to Milton Bradley.”
Show Milton Bradley - “I think thats whats causing everything. Its a pattern of things that have been said things said off the cuff that I dont interpret as funny. It may be funny to him, but its not funny to Milton Bradley.”
Show Frank Zappa - “Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny”
Show Michael Judge - “I love it playing at the Guild Hall. I spoke to Joe Swail after the match and we discussed how funny it is sometimes when you do well at a venue you did well at the year before.”
Show Marc Levin - “It is definitely funny when, reacting to a suggestion that Hitler might have wanted to kill the Jewish part of himself symbolically, a self-described skinhead says, I don't see him as suicidal in the slightest, ... Rupert Murdoch is a Jew.”
Show Val Kilmer - “I always like a good laugh, and Robert's very, very funny,”
Show Gloria Vanderbilt - “That is the best - to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny”
Show Gloria Vanderbilt - “That is the best - to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny.”
Show Mike Bellotti - “He's a prankster, a practical joker to the max. ... He created a lot of funny stuff, stuff we still laugh about.”
Show Kris Draper - “I laugh at them. I think they're pretty funny, but that's about the extent of it.”
Show Terry Kennedy - “Someday someone will look up the record and have a good laugh. It'll be funny then, but it's not funny now. This is what the 1988 Baltimore Orioles are going to be remembered for, and there's nothing we can do about it.”
Show Billy Bush - “You see, thats funny. You can't help but laugh but when you think about it it says its mean.”
Show Rip Torn - “Garry Shandling always said to me,Dont get mad, get funny. It changed my life.”
Show Martha Mitchell - “It's the whole gambit. There are shorts, some are funny, some are sad, some are serious and some are whimsical and light. So you see a little bit of everything.”

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