My Favorite Quotes

Show Philippe Perrin - “Yes, I see the Mobile Base System really is the shoulder of the arm. The arm is right there, like a human arm. It's really funny to look at the similarities between a human arm and the Canadian robotics arm.”
Show Hermann Maier - “It's funny to have become an elegant skier now. But my drive is still the same.”
Show Anna Held - “My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.”
Show Milos Forman - “Memories are doing funny things to us.”
Show Bjork - “It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.”
Show Fanny Brice - “Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh.”
Show Kate O'Brien - “If it bends, it's funny if it breaks, it's not funny.”
Show Proverb - “Marry for money, my little sonny, a rich man's joke is always funny.”
Show Jessica Martin - “Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills.”
Show August Strindberg - “Oh, I have loved him too much to feel no hate for him.”
Show François Duc de La Rochefoucauld - “If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship.”
Show Proverb - “It's easy to halve the potato where there's love.”
Show Marilyn Monroe - “I used to get the feeling, and sometimes I still get it, that I was fooling somebody-I don't know who or what-maybe myself. I have feelings some days when there are scenes with a lot of responsiblity, and I'll wish, gee, if only I would have been a cleaning woman.”
Show Marilyn Monroe - “I never wear stockings or underclothes because I think it is important to breathe freely.”
Show Marilyn Monroe - “I always sleep with my mouth open. I know because it's open when I wake up.”
Show Marilyn Monroe - “Dogs have never hurt me. Only men have.”
Show Marilyn Monroe - “Sometimes I've been to a party where no one spoke to me for a whole evening. The men, frightened by their wives or sweeites...the ladies would gang up in a corner and discuss my dangerous character.”
Show Marilyn Monroe - “Everybody is always tugging at you. They'd all like a sort of chunk out of you. I don' think they realize it, but it's like 'grrr do this, grr do that...' But you do want to stay intact--intact and on two feet.”
Show Marilyn Monroe - “With fame, you know, you can read about yourself, somebody else's ideas about you, but what's important is how you feel about yourself--for survival and living day to day with what comes up.”
Show Marilyn Monroe - “Everyone's just laughing at me. I hate it. Big breasts, big ass, big deal, Can't I be anything else Gee, how long can you be sexy”
Show Marilyn Monroe - “If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question I've got to follow it through. What am I supposed to do - look intelligent”
Show Chris Rock - “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the Americas Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesnt want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.”
Show Bob Marley - “Jah will never give the power to a baldhead”
Show Marilyn Monroe - “Say good-bye to Pat, say good-bye to Jack and say good-bye to yourself, because you're a nice guy.”
Show Marilyn Monroe - “I'm going to be a great movie star some day.”

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