Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it
If there is anything a hates it's a drooping mustache
A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
Zoo An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a rich widow
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
Play -- Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy -- a Jill a rich widow.
Play is work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
A signature always reveals a man's character and sometimes even his name.
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.
You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.
Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn't be done.