Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
You're only has good as your last haircut.
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good reason not to play football.
Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type
Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a lesbian.
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.