I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor which is probably more than she ever did.
Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done
I would horsewhip you if I had a horse
Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money wont make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, its a lovely thing to have around the house.
Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man.
Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana
Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member
Blood's not thicker than money
Do you mind if I don't smoke
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception