The wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous to reach heaven
There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree
The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves, but who think others are
A slander is like a hornet if you cannot kill it dead the first blow, better not strike at it
I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
There is a significant Latin proverb to wit Who will guard the guards
I am a poor man, but I have this consolation I am poor by accident, not by design.
To enjoy a good reputation give publicly, and steal privately.
The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted the more humble he is before man, the more he will get rode roughshod.
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.
When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime.
There may come a time when the lion and the lamb will lie down together, but I am still betting on the lion
There's lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they haven't got time to enjoy it.
Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust
It isn't so much trouble to get rich as it is to tell when we have got rich.
There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them
The trouble ain't that people are ignorant it's that they know so much that ain't so
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed
It ain't so much trouble to get rich as it is to tell when we have got rich.
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven.
Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool
Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has
There is gravity in wisdom, but no particular wisdom in gravity