Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a feat his wife handles quite well without fuss or fanfare
To Err is human to refrain from laughing, humane.
He who laughs last has planned to tell the story first.
If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough.
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
Imagination is something that sits up with Dad and Mom the first time their teenager stays out late.
We may reduce highway speeds just to save a few drops of fuel a thing we never would do just to save a few lives.
People who invite trouble always complain when it accepts.