Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination
Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
What is reality, anyway Just a collective hunch.
Remember we're all in this alone.
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat.
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet
I generally do four or five dates a month, ... This is a stand-alone date I took because I was expecting to be in New York and thought this would be a good side trip.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
The best mind-altering drug is truth
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
If the formula for water is H2O, is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.