The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork and Bacon. Let others think his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.
Home is heaven and orgies are vile But you need an orgy, once in a while.
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
And one of his partners asked ''Has he vertigo'' and the other glanced out and down and said ''Oh no, only about ten feet more.''
Whether elected or appointed he considers himself the Lord's anointed, and indeed the ointment lingers on him so thick you can't get your fingers on him.
Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours
How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge
They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.
There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.
The cow is of the bovine ilk one end is moo, the other milk.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Professional men, they have no cares whatever happens, they get theirs.
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money
Too clever is dumb.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat.
Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.