My whole life, I've always done good things. I've never even had a speeding ticket - well, no, I had one speeding ticket.
I don't have any idea about anything.
I really like the Observer. I think I'd love to have a column with a broad reach that would enable me to do some proper reporting, but keep it on sort of a humorous level. I've always had a very happy experience writing for them.
I wouldn't describe myself as a master of anything.
People in London think of London as the center of the world, whereas New Yorkers think the world ends three miles outside of Manhattan.