With any story I write, I could actually write it from three or four different perspectives, which would end with a completely different moral at the end.
They grew really quickly. One minute I didn't have any tits and the next I had the biggest tits in the world.
There is nothing difficult about my work, and people get to hear it from me.
The land's really beautiful, it's just that it's a bit of a macho society to say the least and it's very difficult to get things done.
The idea that I'm going to have to sit down to write some fiction where I'm going to have to think of a plot would really scare me, because it would come out a mess.
Some people use just one condom, right But we use tons.
People try constantly to use me, and I hate it.
People don't remember. Revenge is sweet.
It wasn't so much destroying my dancing, it was destroying me.
It pleases me that people can be interactive.
I've got over so much. Mum wouldn't want anything to come into my life that would make me fragile again.
I've been slagged off completely by the art world.
I'm out of here, I'm better than all of you.
I should be careful what I say here, but I don't think I'm visually the best artist in the world. I've got to be honest about this.
I never grew up.
I have hardly any friends who aren't gay.
I am fiercely independent and I probably wouldn't be if it wasn't for the way in which I was brought up.
All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever.
I thought it would be my one and only exhibition, so I decided to call it My Major Retrospective.
What is truth Truth doesn't really exist. Who is going to judge whether my experience of an incident is more valid than yours No one can be trusted to be the judge of that.
Maybe I don't believe things myself, as well. Truth is such a transient thing.
I'm not trying to find another thing that's wrong with me, but I'm such a nice person, and I have a couple of drinks and I'm really good fun and then I'm really not fun.
We have a really good life, we like it the way it is. If I keep fit and healthy and in shape, I do actually have a few good years.
If I didn't want to work for a couple of years, I wouldn't have to-it's a great feeling, to know I'm doing it because I want to do it.
They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up.