I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
We were married by a reformed rabi in Long Island. A very reformed rabi, a Nazi.
Is knowledge knowable If not, how do we know this
A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.
I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.