Alan Ayckbourn Quotes

Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.

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We don't discuss anything anyway. Unless it appears on Patrick's official breakfast-time agenda. And that consists mainly of food. Minutes of the last meal and proposals for the next.

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You might as well have put her on a stage eating a plate of spaghetti and put a rope round her chair instead of putting her in a theatre where she wasn't at home and was struggling.

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He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates.

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