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Ambrose Gwinett Bierce Quotes

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PRESENT, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.

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BOTTLE-NOSED, adj. Having a nose created in the image of its maker.

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Calamities are of two kinds misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.

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ENVELOPE, n. The coffin of a document the scabbard of a bill the husk of a remittance the bed-gown of a love-letter.

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A penny saved is a penny to squander.

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HEBREW, n. A male Jew, as distinguished from the Shebrew, an altogether superior creation.

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RED-SKIN, n. A North American Indian, whose skin is not red at least not on the outside.

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AUCTIONEER, n. The man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.

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Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

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