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Andy Borowitz Quotes

I feel like Cal Ripken or something, ... This insanity is all self-imposed.

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Get over yourselves with the coffee. You know, we all have it. It's like being famous for mustard or gum.

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Army Offers to Pay Recruits in Gasoline.

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I am resigning effective immediately. Bo Derek will become the new vice president.

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