Artemus Ward Quotes

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow money to do it.

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Why is this thus What is the reason of this thusness

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Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.

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Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to barrow the money to do it with.

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When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.

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Why care for grammar as long as we are good

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I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of hotels.

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It ain't so much what people don't know that hurts as what they know that ain't so.

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I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.

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I am happiest when I am idle. I could live for months without performing any kind of labor, and at the expiration of that time I should feel fresh and vigorous enough to go right on in the same way for numerous more months.

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I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.

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