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 Jim Barry - “In electronics the prices are always getting lower, and that isn't true of much else.”
 Dave Barry - “The Internet transforming society and shaping the future through chat.”
 Dave Barry - “Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”
 Dave Barry - “It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”
 Dave Barry - “In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.”
 Dave Barry - “'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.”
 Dave Barry - “Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.”
 Dave Barry - “If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.”
 Dave Barry - “I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.”
 Dave Barry - “If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.”
 Dave Barry - “Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.”
 Dave Barry - “Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.”
 Dave Barry - “Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.”
 Dave Barry - “For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.”
 Dave Barry - “The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.”
 Dave Barry - “Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent”
 Dave Barry - “Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.”
 Dave Barry - “American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.”
 Dave Barry - “I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.”
 Dave Barry - “Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.”
 Dave Barry - “What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.”
 Dave Barry - “And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept the West.”
 Dave Barry - “The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.”
 Dave Barry - “Skiers view snowboarders as a menace snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.”
 Dave Barry - “A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.”

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