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 Dave Barry - “You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
 Dave Barry - “The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.”
 Dave Barry - “The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.”
 Dave Barry - “We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.”
 Dave Barry - “In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.”
 Dave Barry - “Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.”
 Dave Barry - “Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.”
 Dave Barry - “Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.”
 Lynda Barry - “The strips are nearly effortless unless I am really emotionally upset, a wreck.”
 Lynda Barry - “Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid”
 Lynda Barry - “Race and class are the easiest divisions. It's very stupid.”
 Lynda Barry - “People think that whatever I put into strips has happened to me in my life.”
 Lynda Barry - “If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately.”
 Lynda Barry - “I've gotten a lot of livid letters about the awfulness of my work. I've never known what to make of it. Why do people bother to write if they hate what I do”
 Lynda Barry - “I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them around. Before I knew it I was a cartoonist.”
 Lynda Barry - “I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.”
 Lynda Barry - “I go to work the minute I open my eyes.”
 Lynda Barry - “I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea markets and isn't gay I knew I was lucky.”
 Lynda Barry - “Going on Letterman is like going off the high dive. It's exhilarating, but after a while it wasn't the kind of thrill I enjoyed.”
 Lynda Barry - “In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.”
 Rick Barry - “They have so fundamentally flawed techniques it's ridiculous. They shoot the ball flat. They all stand upright, there's just so many things they do incorrectly.”
 Lynda Barry - “I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer.”
 Dave Barry - “It's a concept I've often thought of.”
 Brent Barry - “Good teams have a lot of guys who can come in and do that. It's a great time in the next couple weeks to start preparing yourself mentally and physically for what might happen in the playoffs and when those opportunities might come.”
 Brent Barry - “I'm just getting time on the floor and trying to find my rhythm.”

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