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 Jack Benny - “Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful woman - and you can keep the golf clubs and fresh air”
 Jack Benny - “Gags die, humor doesn't”
 Jack Benny - “Modesty is my best quality”
 Jack Benny - “Hors D'oeuvre A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.”
 Jack Benny - “Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful woman - and you can keep the golf clubs and fresh air.”
 Jack Benny - “Gags die, humor doesn't.”
 Jack Benny - “Modesty is my best quality.”
 Jack Benny - “If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
 Jack Benny - “It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.”
 Jack Benny - “I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is when I go, they go too.”
 Jack Benny - “My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce murder, yes, but divorce, never.”
 Jack Benny - “A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.”
 Jack Benny - “I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”
 Jack Benny - “Jack Benny played Mendelsson last night. Mendelsson lost.”
 Jack Benny - “Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.”
 Jack Benny - “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
 Jack Benny - “I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either.”
 Jack Benny - “I practice three hours daily on my violin so I wont get worse.”
 Jack Benny - “A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.”