Bill Watterson

Let it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

The kind of girl I was attracted to in school and eventually married.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world Happiness isn't good enough for me I demand euphoria

We all want to go to heaven, but nobody wants to do what it takes to get there.

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor that will be the strongest, and that will transmit itself. Rather then trying to find out what the latest trend is, you should draw what is personally interesting.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

A REAL job is a job you hate.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Know what's weird Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.