People thought this would be an award show -- but we couldn't get anybody to open up the envelopes. I've been backstage at a lot of rock concerts, and I've never seen musicians run away from white powder before
I would even walk so it wouldn't look like we're together. Here I can hold his hand.
Change is such hard work
I've seen worse. . . . It just so happens that your friend here is mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years . . . and always grateful that I get another turn to do something.
At night, I'll notice a thigh will just start aching. And this arm, and this...
To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.
That's the thing about jazz it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.
Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.
Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.
Gentlemen, start your egos.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.
Oh, I can't do it right now I'm busy, I'm busy, too.
Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.
I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love,
I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great (from City Slickers)
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Change is such hard work.