My Favorite Quotes
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 Dan Castellaneta - “I'm not a bad guy I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell”
 Dan Castellaneta - “Flanders I think we hit something. Homer I hope it's Flanders”
 Dan Castellaneta - “I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.”
 Dan Castellaneta - “The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV”
 Dan Castellaneta - “Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...”
 Dan Castellaneta - “Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something”
 Dan Castellaneta - “Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.”
 Dan Castellaneta - “You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.”
 Dan Castellaneta - “Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast”
 Dan Castellaneta - “If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers”
 Dan Castellaneta - “I am so smart I am so smart S-M-R-T I mean, S-M-A-R-T”
 Dan Castellaneta - “Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key”
 Dan Castellaneta - “Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV”
 Dan Castellaneta - “Oh, so they have internet on computers now”
 Dan Castellaneta - “Where is Bart, anyway His dinner is getting all cold and eaten”
 Dan Castellaneta - “I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood”
 Dan Castellaneta - “I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman”
 Dan Castellaneta - “The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just cartoon shows.”
 Dan Castellaneta - “One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary, but that wasn't even the issue of the show-the issue was Homer's image changing because he had hair.”
 Dan Castellaneta - “It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.”
 Dan Castellaneta - “If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.”
 Dan Castellaneta - “I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.”
 Dan Castellaneta - “I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do.”
 Dan Castellaneta - “I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it.”
 Dan Castellaneta - “In this house, we OBEY the laws of thermodynamics”

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