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 Alan Coren - “I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.”
 Stanley Coren - “It's been going on a long time.”
 Alan Coren - “Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.”
 Stanley Coren - “They are incredibly active and have to be worked. If you don't, they become neurotic and they're smart enough to make you neurotic too.”
 Stanley Coren - “Lots of people make resolutions to try to spend more time with their dog, to try to take them to obedience class, to take them out for sports. It's the canine equivalent of promising that we're going to go out and exercise more ourselves, lose weight and be good and moral.”
 Alan Coren - “Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.”
 Alan Coren - “Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear”
 Stanley Coren - “People forget that Omar Bradley went all around World War II with a big black poodle named Beau. And everybody associates Winston Churchill with the bulldog because he looked like a bulldog. But the truth is Winston Churchill never owned a bulldog. He owned miniature poodles and they were all called Rufus.”
 Stanley Coren - “The big thing about the past is that a lot of people didn't have disposable income. Now we do. Now, if you want to go out and get a liver pate birthday cake for your dog and throw a party, you can do that sort of thing.”
 Alan Coren - “Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms.”
 Alan Coren - “Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear.”
 Alan Coren - “Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.”
 Alan Coren - “A humorist tells himself every morning, I hope it's going to be a rough day. When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.”
 Alan Coren - “The Act of God designation on all insurance policies which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.”