Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

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Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key

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Oh, so they have internet on computers now

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It is better to watch things then to do them.

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This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

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Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast

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I am so smart I am so smart S-M-R-T I mean, S-M-A-R-T

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Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.

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Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

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The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV

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Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something

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Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

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Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

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