Dan Castellaneta Quotes

OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU

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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

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Television Teacher, mother, secret lover.

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Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.

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I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.

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Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.

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Me lose brain Uh, oh Ha ha ha Why I laugh

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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

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Homer no function beer well without.

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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

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Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

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I can't believe it Reading and writing actually paid off

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If this were really a nuclear war we'd all be dead meat by now.

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Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

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That's it You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college

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