Dave Barry Quotes

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There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

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All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

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Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.

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The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

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Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

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drink beer. But that's kind of my goal pretty much wherever I go.

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Bill Gates is a very rich man today .. and do you want to know why The answer is one word versions.

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Democracy In which you say what you like and do what you're told.

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A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.

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Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word except in major motion pictures.

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You get people from all walks of life here -- who work in domestic service.

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