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Dave Barry Quotes

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Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.

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All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

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I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.

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The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.

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There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

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Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

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drink beer. But that's kind of my goal pretty much wherever I go.

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