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David Letterman Quotes

President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.

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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

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the Bush administration is getting ready to ignore it.

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The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into Paris under a German flag.

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Fine art and pizza delivery what we do falls neatly in between.

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This sort of thing has happened in the past. a Do you have trouble controlling your temper

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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

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Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard.

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I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host.

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