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David Letterman Quotes

There is no off position on the genius switch.

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It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan

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Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90 water.

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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

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Look at me Honest to God

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Coming back through the airport, he did not have to spend much time going through the metal detector.

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Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

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Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.

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It was so cold in New York City today that the Statue of Liberty had her torch under her dress.

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I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind When the hell does this guy wind

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