Oh freddled gruntbuggly Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop I implore thee My foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles. Or I will rend thee In the gobberwarts With my blurglecruncheon See if I don't - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks dont. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I dont believe it. Prove it to me and I still wont believe it. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
If on the other hand he went to pay his respects to The Door and it wasn't there ... what then The answer, of course, was very simple. He had a whole board of circuits for dealing with exactly this problem, in fact this was the very heart of his function. He would continue to believe in it whatever the facts turned out to be, what else was the meaning of Belief The Door would still be there, even if the Door was not. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
He hoped and prayed that there wasnt an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasnt an afterlife. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Isnt it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe there are fairies at the bottom of it too - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an airport' appear. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Plenty of people did not care for him much, but then there is a huge difference between disliking somebody maybe even disliking them a lot and actually shooting them, strangling them, dragging them through the fields and setting their house on fire. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Time, we know, is relative. You can travel light years through the stars and back, and if you do it at the speed of light then, when you return, you may have aged mere seconds while your twin brother or sister will have aged twenty, thirty, forty or however many years it is, depending on how far you traveled. This will come to you as a profound shock, particularly if you didnt know you had a twin brother or sister. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
'Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from knowing there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about them. Amen' That's it. It's what you pray silently inside yourself anyway, so you might as well have it out in the open. 'Lord, Lord, Lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer. Amen.' And that's it. Most of the trouble people get into in life comes from leaving out that last part. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
We all like to congregate at boundary conditions. Where land meets water. Where earth meets air. Where bodies meet mind. Where space meets time. We like to be on one side, and look at the other. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Many men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of because no one was really poor at least no one worth speaking of. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Everything you see or hear or experience in any way at all is specific to you. You create a universe by perceiving it, so everything in the universe you perceive is specific to you. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phase, those of Survival, Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why and Where phases. For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question How can we eat the second by the question Why do we eat and the third by the question Where shall we have lunch - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
If human beings dont keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favor of a new one. If they dont keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
This planet has or rather had a problem, which was this most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it was not the small pieces of paper that were unhappy. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light except for bad news, which obeys its own special laws. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. - Douglas Noel Adams Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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