Socrates was killed by his own people. He was Nods head. Coz he questioned everything When is a house a house Just chill-out will you If Im out of the house am I chilling-out Am I chilling-in if Im in the house Ugg, ahhh. Sword stabbing dying mime. What is a sword Is it made of folded metal' Wobbly knees. 'If I die on the floor can I get up in these heels
Itaas a secret, religious, weird, ceremonial rite of passage for girls that women know. Hopscotch, it was bizarre for boys, acause they never played it, and as a boy, I was behind walls, going, aWhat- what happened What did they do What do they do herea And they had a track laid out with numbers, mystic numbers- 1, 5a 7, 8, you knowa A bit of a broken doll there, some girl keeping lookout with a skipping ropea
And they always find in archeology a series of small walls. Every time, a series of small walls. Everywhere you go. Weve found a series of small walls, were very excited I think this proves they had walls in olden days. They were very small, and a series of small wall people. And then someone comes along, very learned, with glasses, Of course, the king and queen entertained here 1,500 courtiers, and there were soldiers, 20,000 soldiers in this room, and elephants dancing hopscotch over there A mad fiddler in this room, playing the banjo, buttocks and aqueducts into a heater And youre just watching, and going, Youre making this up, mate Youre just pointing at a series of small walls, going, there, there Tutankhamen playing banjo in there Dont know if its true.
Cause if you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy, that's where the sexuality is. Yeah, it's not drag queen, no gay men have got that covered. This is male tomboy, and people do get that mixed up, they put transvestite there - no no no no Little bit of a crowbar separation, thank you And gay men, I think, would agree. It's male lesbian, that's really where it is, ok Becausea it's true aCause most transvestites fancy girls, fancy women. So that's where it is.
We have archeology on television, and I quite like it itaas a sort of detective thing, but itaas really true, you know itaas therea But itaas kind of slow on telly, it has this problem of, aWeaave been here three weeks on live television, and weaave taken off about a millimeter of top soil so faraa Thereaas men with brushes and beardsa maybe theyaave just got beards, Iaam not surea aWe found this and carbon-dated it to last Tuesday, so weaare very excitedaa
Pol Pot killed one point seven million Cambodians, died under house arrest, well done there. Stalin killed many millions, died in his bed, aged seventy-two, well done indeed. And the reason we let them get away with it is they killed their own people. And we're sort of fine with that. Hitler killed people next door. Oh, stupid man. After a couple of years we won't stand for that, will we
But with dogs, we do have abad dog.a Bad dog exists. aBad dog Bad dog Stole a biscuit, bad doga The dog is saying, aWho are you to judge me You human beings whoaave had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit Is that a crime People of the worldaaWell, if you put it that way, I think youaave got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.a
We stole countries with the cunning use of flags Yeah, just sail around the world and stick a flag in. - I claim India for BritainThey go, - You can't claim us, we live here 500 million of us- Do you have a flag- We don't need a bloody flag It's our country, you bastards- No flag, no country, you can't have one That's the rules that I've just made up, and I'm backing it up with this gun that was lent from the National Rifle Association.