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Eddie Izzard Quotes

Twang him into a tree

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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

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Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sina I poked a badger with a spoon.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

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Eddie Izzard Dress to Kill.

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So my choice is 'Or Death'.

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PiAno,piAno'It's not a bloody piano, its a clarenARt...you weird talking person.

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Never put a sock in a toaster.

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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

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