Twang him into a tree - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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I'm a one-man idiot. - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
You killed a hundred thousand people You must get up very early in the morning I can't even get down the gym - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Pol Pot killed one point seven million Cambodians, died under house arrest, well done there. Stalin killed many millions, died in his bed, aged seventy-two, well done indeed. And the reason we let them get away with it is they killed their own people. And we're sort of fine with that. Hitler killed people next door. Oh, stupid man. After a couple of years we won't stand for that, will we - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
You know, Catholicism, we believed in the teachings of Cathol, and everything it stood for. - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sina I poked a badger with a spoon. - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised A little nave, I feel - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Cause if you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy, that's where the sexuality is. Yeah, it's not drag queen, no gay men have got that covered. This is male tomboy, and people do get that mixed up, they put transvestite there - no no no no Little bit of a crowbar separation, thank you And gay men, I think, would agree. It's male lesbian, that's really where it is, ok Becausea it's true aCause most transvestites fancy girls, fancy women. So that's where it is. - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
PiAno,piAno'It's not a bloody piano, its a clarenARt...you weird talking person. - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others. - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
It all bottomed out with the Renaissance Period. Ren-ais-sance. Thataas Renaissance, FRENCH for are-birthaa. Re-nais-sance. And thataas why most of the Renaissance happened slap bang in the middle of FraItaly. - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
We stole countries with the cunning use of flags Yeah, just sail around the world and stick a flag in. - I claim India for BritainThey go, - You can't claim us, we live here 500 million of us- Do you have a flag- We don't need a bloody flag It's our country, you bastards- No flag, no country, you can't have one That's the rules that I've just made up, and I'm backing it up with this gun that was lent from the National Rifle Association. - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
But puberty wasa well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite acause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun). - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
So my choice is 'Or Death'. - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago And people were going, No, surely not, no. No one was alive then - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. Ok, we canswing with that. But performance debilitating drugs should not bebanned. Smoke a joint and win the hundred meters, fair play for you.That's pretty damn good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off inthe distance. - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
And they always find in archeology a series of small walls. Every time, a series of small walls. Everywhere you go. Weve found a series of small walls, were very excited I think this proves they had walls in olden days. They were very small, and a series of small wall people. And then someone comes along, very learned, with glasses, Of course, the king and queen entertained here 1,500 courtiers, and there were soldiers, 20,000 soldiers in this room, and elephants dancing hopscotch over there A mad fiddler in this room, playing the banjo, buttocks and aqueducts into a heater And youre just watching, and going, Youre making this up, mate Youre just pointing at a series of small walls, going, there, there Tutankhamen playing banjo in there Dont know if its true. - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Because that's what narcissism is all about looking in the mirror everyday and thinking 'Damn, I'd like to shag myself.' - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Tea and cake or death...students with beards 'tea and cake or death, tea and cake or death...little red cookbook, little red cookbook.' - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
aCause, Cake or death That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.Cake or deathEh, cake please.Very well Give him cakeOh, thanks very much. It's very nice.You Cake or deathaaUh, cake for me, too, please.Very well Give him cake, too We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You Cake or deathUh, death, please. No, cake Cake Cake, sorry. Sorry...You said death first, uh-uh, death firstWell, I meant cakeOh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England Cake or death - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic. - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
aCause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area, in the Nelson Mandela-type area, you know, relaxed and groovy and the Romans thought, Relaxed and groovy No, no, no, no, no So they murdered him. And kids eat chocolate eggs, because of the color of the chocolate, and the color of the... wood on the cross. Well, you tell me It's got nothing to do with it, has it - Eddie Izzard Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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