Erma Bombeck Quotes

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God created man, but I could do better.

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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

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Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.

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I am not a glutton I am an explorer of food.

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No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.

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In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.

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It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.

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