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Evan Esar Quotes

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.

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A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

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The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

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Definition of Statistics The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy -- a Jill a rich widow.

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the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

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Play is work that you enjoy doing for nothing.

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The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.

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Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

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The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

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Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

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Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

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A signature always reveals a man's character and sometimes even his name.

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A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

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Canada's climate is nine months of winter and three months late in the fall.

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If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.

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Zoo An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

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Play -- Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.

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Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn't be done.

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