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George Gobel Quotes

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.

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Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes

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I have never been drunk, but I've often been overserved.

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If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

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College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

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My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

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