My Favorite Quotes
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 Lewis McDonald Grizzard, Jr. - “'Have you done your homework' my mother would ask. 'I'll do it later.' 'You will do it now, young man. I don't want you winding up on the third shift at Flagg-Utica.' Flagg-Utica was a local textile plant. Somehow, I never could figure how failing to read three chapters in my geography book about the various sorts of vegetation to be found in a tropical rain forest had anything to do with facing a life as a mill hand. But with enough guilt and fear as catalysts, you can read anything, even geography books and Deuteronomy.”
 Lewis McDonald Grizzard, Jr. - “Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did, someone else would own the orchard.”
 Lewis McDonald Grizzard, Jr. - “Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, 'Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that You been reading Redbook again'”
 Lewis McDonald Grizzard, Jr. - “Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”
 Lewis McDonald Grizzard, Jr. - “It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.”