The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail. - Henny Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer. - Henny Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I bet on a horse at ten to one. It didn't come in until half-past five. - Henny Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock. - Henny Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. - Henny Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
The doctor says to the patient, Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window. What will that do asks the patient. The doctor says I'm mad at my neighbor - Henny Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henny Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
How to drive a guy crazy send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.' - Henny Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays. - Henny Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Vernon Jordan, Civil Rights Leader, Dies at 85