The patient says Doctor, it hurts when I do this. Then don't do that - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well. - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
A woman says to a man, I haven't seen you around here. Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife. So you're singlea. - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do The doctor says Limp - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Take my wife... Please - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon. - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip. - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said Cough - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Doctor says to a man You're pregnant The man says How does a man get pregnant The doctor says The usual way, a little wine, a little dinner.... - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
A man goes to a psychiatrist Nobody listen to me The doctor says Next - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks Doc, how do I stand The doctor says That's what puzzles me - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
She has a wash and wear bridal gown. - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest. - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of. - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
If your going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for in the morning, sleep late. - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery. - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being. - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad but New York City - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying Mrs. Cohen, your check came back. Mrs. Cohen answered So did my arthritis - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas. - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
Now, the band that inspired that great saying Stop The Music - Henry Youngman Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes
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