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Jack Handy Quotes

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.

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Laurie got offended that I used the word puke. But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

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Anybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program

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