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Jack Nicholson Quotes

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

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The Sound of Music.

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I'll tell you one thing Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.

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No issue is more compelling than the air we breathe, be it hot or cold, be it hawk or human.

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Take caution in your tone, commander. I'm a fair man, but this heat is making me absolutely crazy.

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Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier some place else.

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Where does he get those wonderful toys

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Tell me something, my friend. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

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This town needs an enema

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We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money.

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