Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

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I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

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Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt

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It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

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When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

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I was like, 'Have you all heard me talk' ... You know, nobody's making Seinfeld live in Indiana.

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The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

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If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

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I really don't require a whole lot in life.

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You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

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There's no down time any more.

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Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

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