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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

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The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.

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Coffee solves all these problems in one little cup.

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To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

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Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

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The IRS Theyre like the Mafia they can take anything they want

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stinking from smoked salmon and covered in grass stains from playing in the park, (they) are not going away.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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That's the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than me.

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I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

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