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John Cleese Quotes

A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.

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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that'

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If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.

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Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

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The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat

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He who laughs most, learns best.

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is rooted in his gluttony.

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I want to write a book which is the history of comedy.

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