Jon Stewart Quotes

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

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I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

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The only time a politico will try to avoid playing the blame game is when they or theirs are to blame.

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McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

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I think there is nothing remotely gay about classic Hollywood westerns.

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Hey, wait a minute-aren't there any Senators fans here

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Don't worry, ... as long as America still has natural resources, you guys are okay.

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