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Joseph Heller Quotes

Every writer I know has trouble writing.

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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

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I think that in every company today there is always at least one person who is slowly going crazy.

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Procastination is the thief of time.

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He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

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He had decided to live for ever or die in the attempt.

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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.

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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

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I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

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The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

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I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.

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