I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
Listening is the only way to entertain some folks.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Fun is like life insurance the older you get, the more it costs.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
The world gels better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
There are various sorts of curiosity one is from interest, which makes us desire to know that which may be useful to us and the other, from pride which comes from the wish to know what others are ignorant of.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
We'd all like t'vote for th' best man, but he's never a candidate.
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