Laurence Peter Quotes

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

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Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect

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Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

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Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

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It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

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There are two kinds of failures those who thought and never did, andthose who did and never thought.

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Ever since man invented the wheel, he has been the confused victim of the miracles he has wrought.

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Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.

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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

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Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

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Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.

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Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

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When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

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Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car.

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A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.

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America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

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It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

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The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

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Two things reduce prejudice education and laughter.

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Expert a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

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There are two kinds of egotists Those who admit it, and the rest of us.

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A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

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