Lazarus Long Quotes

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.

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Never try and teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

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No storyteller has ever been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe.

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If it can't be expressed in figures, it's not science it's opinion.

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In a family argument, if it turns out you are right -- apologize at once

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