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Lazarus Long Quotes

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.

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Never try and teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

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If it can't be expressed in figures, it's not science it's opinion.

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In a family argument, if it turns out you are right -- apologize at once

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